mission statement

The MLF concerns itself with the welfare of monkeys and bananas everywhere. It has been decided that the Delaware Bay nor the Chesapeake Bay are NOT environments suitable for the transportation of bananas. Rather, the MLF would do a much better job of transporting bananas via Monkey Transit.

The MLF has carefully reviewed the findings in the "Crop Profile for Bananas in Hawaii" and have decided that operations must be moved in order to better serve all interested parties. You may review these findings for yourself at the following website:

http://www.ipmcenters.org/cropprofiles/docs/hibananas.html