BOLF
Name: Grub Bear aka "Grub"
DOB: December 2002
Height: 11 inches Weight: 6.0 ounces
Wanted for driving under the influence of "Shrub" and failure to deliver bananas!
posted by Spokes @ 12:07 PM
MLF News
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Name: Grub Bear aka "Grub"
DOB: December 2002
Height: 11 inches Weight: 6.0 ounces
1 Comments:
Be on the lookout for me? Why? What did I do to you, you squeeky little monkey? As Cobra Bubbles once said, "Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot ignore..." you trying to get me arrested by the local animal control. Using the recent tragic events in Tennessee to your own advantage is just in poor taste. You know, it's not unlike the Bush administration using the events of 9/11 to justify war in Iraq. Yes, I mean it, not only do you look like the president, but now you're acting like him. So here's the deal: I am giving you this one last warning, stop these public attacks on my character or I'll have to take you to the MBMB (Monkey-Bear Mediation Board) and demand renumeration. By the way, I've retained a lawyer specializing in primate law named M. Abogado.
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