Negative energy

Negative energy is threatening to swallow me up whole. This negative energy is overpowering me and I've become that "mean old monkey" we teased as youngsters. Indeed, it's time to commit myself to the Looney Spa where fresh bananas and guavas are no more than a finger touch away and banana smoothies flow like tropical rainstorms from every faucet and fountain. Surely, six weeks in the looney spa will restore my positive energy and make me a better monkey. Moreover, if I don't do this soon, I may start to resemble the alpha homo sapien that crowds my habitat. I mean, look at him---he obviously doesn't have enough bananas in his life. So, it is my solemn promise that I will try to start becoming a better monkey...