A Bad Rap

Once again, primates are getting a bad rap in the news! O.K., so maybe we did transmit the HIV virus to humans but you should also be asking yourself, "Self, how, in fact, did a primate transmit the HIV virus to a human?" Go ahead and tell yourselves that an infected chimp bit an unsuspecting Kinshasan but the MLF knows the real story. Though I can't confirm nor deny this, it is possible that HIV was a covert mechanism by which to control the world's banana supply...Think about that for awhile.