Flinging Poop!

My human hosts went un an unsanctioned MLF mission to the Philadelphia Zoo yesterday. In case you are wondering, they failed in their efforts to liberate my primate brothers. I give them credit, though, they tried. Apparently, they went in honor of Mother's Day. The alpha female of the household, and mother to the little primate-like creature they call, "Pooper," decided that a visit to the zoo was how she would like to be honored. Did she take any bananas along? Maybe...it's hard to say since the alpha male of the household has been poaching banana products meant for my fellow MLF brothers (and sisters) and myself. For example, on Saturday, a shipment of Nestle Banana Quik was delivered to this residence. But, before we could get downstairs, the alpha male had already helped himself to our milk! So much for our "bananarama" celebrations. Hmph! I hope he is still watching where he lays his head down to rest at night (no offense to the alpha female)!

In other news, the ursine population of New Jersey is once again demonstrating its lack of common sense (see photo below)! All other bears in the world (o.k., most bears) know enough to stay away from humans (unless a campground raid is going down) and their inventions (this doesn't include food, of course). Obviously, this mama-bear didn't remember the cardinal ursine rule: Don't climb trees with your young when being pursued by humans!