Things in the News: Runaway Bears & Fine Wine

Today's news is both disturbing and enlightening (albeit obivous to primates). Somewhere in Ohio, there was a bear who went on a rampage and was consequently shot. In defense of the bear, it's not his fault that he attempted to escape the Grand River Fur Exchange MLF may have to collaborate with the ULF on. What a life he led; knowing that his stud services were for the sole purpose of creating new cubs so that they could be skinned. Ick! That's just creepy and should be dealt with accordingly. The this issue. In fact, Grub ought to spend some of his online time investigating such organizations as COHA. I think he would be up in arms and ready to be an armed bear (maybe he is already? See above photo)

In other news, scientists in Budapest report that apes have a taste for fine red wine. Duh! How else would we enjoy our bananas foster (remember, the ones we DID NOT get from dinner the other night?!?)? Personally, I enjoy a nice glass of 2002 Mother Clone Zinfindel by the Pedroncelli winery with a sweet Kea'au banana. Hmm, that sounds good; it's time to hitch a ride on Monkey Transit.