Banana Shortage Predicted

Call Monkey 911!

I can't believe this...what were these humans thinking? Our precious banana resources are being threatened every second of every day and now they are adding to the troop? I'd better consult Abogado Monkey on this impending change in family dynamics. While I understand that there is nothing I can do to stop what is already in motion, I can at least petition for restitution.

In other news, the humans are finally figuring out what I have been trying to tell them for years: GROW YOUR OWN BANANAS! Duh! There is available land behind the house which undoubtedly could support at least 10 banana trees. Oh, but no, they are catering to the local bear and squirrel population by growing BLUEBERRIES! Aaaargh, I think it's time for a drink and a nice piece of cheesecake!