Friskyamongus leopardarsis

Friskyamongus leopardarsis

I am not sure whether or not this qualifies as a great evolutional discovery but nonetheless it is certainly significant . On a recent banana reconaissance mission, yours truly, Spokes Monkey, happened upon a creature never seen before in nature and so hideous that I am sure to have lingering nightmares for time immemorial. Let it be known, that on this 17th day of November 2006, Friskyamongus leopardarsis was discovered in Fort Washington, Pennsylvania. Certainly, further investigation is necessary for a researcher of great fortitude and superb academic curiosity to determine its range, population dispersal, habits and place in the evolutionary wheel of life.

Friskyamongus leopardsis